Muscle Maestro Gifts

"It might be time to start training your legs!"

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

"... and come out fighting, boys."

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

'Can't you forget you're a weightlifter.'

A bulge of bodybuilders

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"Textin’"

Burnt or Raw?

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

Twitter censorship

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

Violin Practise

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

Important Muscles.

Computer Music

A butcher and his apprentice.

A dancing man wearing a red-striped top

The Internet - Now available in bookstores

Musical Bicycle.

Well you know what they say - here today gone tomorrow - or in the case of dotcoms, here today gone shortly after lunch.

I stamped out smiley faces in your handwritten memos, and by George, I'll do the same with emoticons in your emails!

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

'It's worse than outsourcing. Instead of hiring foreign labor, they got bought out by foreign management.'

'I'm still working on my novel. In the meantime, and this is between you and me, I make ends meet by writing all those cat memes you see on Facebook.'

Lawrence of Suburbia

'You didn't practice last night,did you?'

When Cows Discovered Mowers