Magnet Maestro Gifts

'Nothing to do? Why don't you read the refrigerator.'

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

Computer Music

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'

Study more to pass more tests.

The TROU of the Baroque

'If you increase the magnification another million times you can see the safety regulations.'

"Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."

Employees need to be treated like adults...

'Wow- you're one helluva great cook! Even the stuff you ordered from the delivery store is burned!'

'Treat me easy this morning.'

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

"Compliments to the chef. It really is superbly cooked!"

'I think you're going to love it! Our award-winning chef microwaved them to perfection.'

Moses conducts the Red Sea orchestra.

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

'Are you worried about layoffs?'

Book and magician

'But when you decided to go into psychology didn't you REALIZE that you'd be ‘surrounded by idiots'?'

The Violin Artist

'What do you mean, you're not hungry? - Your mother spent two minutes cooking that in the microwave just for you!'