'Nothing to do? Why don't you read the refrigerator.'
Magnet Maestro Prints
Decorate your studio or craft space with prints that honor the magnet maestro—beautiful, inspiring, and perfect for any creative workspace.
"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."
'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'
'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'
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"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."
"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"
"Most people forget they've had amnesia."
'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'
"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."
"... and come out fighting, boys."
Computer Music
'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'
The TROU of the Baroque
Study more to pass more tests.
'If you increase the magnification another million times you can see the safety regulations.'
"Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."
Employees need to be treated like adults...
'Treat me easy this morning.'
Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'
'Wow- you're one helluva great cook! Even the stuff you ordered from the delivery store is burned!'
"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"
'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'
Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...
Amnesiac Deja View
Book and magician
The Violin Artist
Moses conducts the Red Sea orchestra.
'But when you decided to go into psychology didn't you REALIZE that you'd be ‘surrounded by idiots'?'
Those four microwave dings you just heard indicate that dinner is ready, Lance. Hop to it! Unlike some individuals I know, I am not one of Pavlov's wolverines.
"You still working on your car?"
"Compliments to the chef. It really is superbly cooked!"
'Are you worried about layoffs?'
'I think you're going to love it! Our award-winning chef microwaved them to perfection.'
Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'
Magnet Maestro Prints Collection
Magnet Maestro Mugs
Explore our collection of creative mugs for the magnet maestro, and start every day inspired with designs that celebrate your crafting passion.
Magnet Maestro Pillows
Add creative comfort to your home with pillows that speak to the heart of the magnet maestro—perfect for inspiring your daily projects.
Magnet Maestro T-Shirts
Looking for wearable inspiration? Our magnet maestro-themed t-shirts are a great way to showcase your love for crafting and creativity.