Mirror Maestro Gifts

When Focus Group Researchers Go Head to Head

Don't move, it's okay - I can see my reflection in your hair

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

Computer Music

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

"We can't agree on a size."

'Oh, I dunno. hat would you like to evolve into?'

"These days I do a little sub-editing on the side too!"

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

Study more to pass more tests.

"Bacteria are fascinating. They multiply by dividing."

"Kind of makes your feel large and significant, doesn't it?"

'Forget about 'who,what,when,where,why,how'...Instead 'Will it sell papers...attract advertisers?'

"Cool game!"

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

"And that's why we don't have nice things."

"When you quote a Presidential candidate, Gorman, you do not—I repeat—do not roll your eyes."

These remarks are completely off the record

The original sundial.

"Some 'King'. They didn't even give me an N95."

"How do you respond to critics who claim you're just trying to scare people?"

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

"For goodness sakes, Harold. Stop preening!"

Moses conducts the Red Sea orchestra.

"Of course I know what the rearview mirror is for...to check at any moment if my hair still looks ok."

Book and magician

'I'm testing whether the little blue pill. Will speed up the reproduction process of these organisms.'