Mask Maestro Gifts

"Some 'King'. They didn't even give me an N95."

Covid Shiva

Dance of the new variant

Finding a New Use for Face Masks

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Kirsten Johnson

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"

'Are you done yet?'

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Painting

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

New Fads For The Handlebar Mustache

Hip-hop cops on stage.

The Four Tops in Concert

'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

Two men discussing thier moustaches

'If you increase the magnification another million times you can see the safety regulations.'

"Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."

"O.K., but what I'm about to tell you does not leave this news cycle."

The Poet.

Due to obsessive and intrusive attention by the Media, this news conference will be cancelled

'Treat me easy this morning.'

'The idea of an artists' retreat is to get AWAY from business concerns, Mr. Harlow.'

Recording Studio

'They could use a great camouflage expert like you in the army, Mom.'

The Cartoonist's armoury

Employees need to be treated like adults...