Moustache Maestro Gifts

Two men discussing thier moustaches

The moustache movement. - No. II.

Movember: 'Te he he. This is so cool.'

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

'I didn't like my moustache at first. Then it grew on me.'

Normal people, just trying to grow nice bushy, non-ironic moustaches and they get all tied up in the whole Movember thing.

Movember

How to wear a false moustache.

Hipster Ventriloquist Convention

Moustached Man

"I should warn you that I've stopped thinking of my moustache as ironic."

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

Movember

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

'Are you done yet?'

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"This is my man cave."

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

New Fads For The Handlebar Mustache

Facial hair continental drift.

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

"Some 'King'. They didn't even give me an N95."

'They could use a great camouflage expert like you in the army, Mom.'

'The idea of an artists' retreat is to get AWAY from business concerns, Mr. Harlow.'

"And that's why we don't have nice things."

The Cartoonist's armoury

"Cool game!"

ACCOUNTANT-IN-RESIDENCE: "John, we're going to have to cut back on the cadmiums."

'With all these new surveillance cameras around town, I'm not going anywhere without full-make-up.'