Metamorphosis Maestro Gifts

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'Ms Simpson, I believe I've finally done it. I've written the Great American Memo.'

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Your Guide to Winning Movember

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

'What do you mean, the chart resembles an iceberg?'

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

Computer Music

Okay, let's see...who's on tap to update our progress with that hostile takeover?

New Fads For The Handlebar Mustache

The merger hits a snag.

The central metaphor of her novel was a fly.

"...And please let the merger do through!"

'It's worse than outsourcing. Instead of hiring foreign labor, they got bought out by foreign management.'

Two men discussing thier moustaches

'It's another office memo from that Mr. Tolstoy.'

Lawrence of Suburbia

'Where are the kids?'

"Remember, negotiating is like buying fruit. You don't know what you'll get until you squeeze 'em a bit."

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

"Can you give me some sort of metaphor for how you're feeling?"

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

When Cows Discovered Mowers

Nest building

Just Merged.

"I think it's time we acknowledged the elephant in the room."

'Overwhelm the facts with interpretation and have it on my desk Thursday.'

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

"And this was the day our Marketing and Public Relations people finally exhausted their supply of 'come-from-behind-and-win-it-all' sports metaphors!"

Fifty ways to style your nasal hair.

'Then it's agreed. It doesn't have to rhyme.'

How to wear a false moustache.

'It's not a stick-up, it's a merger offer.'