Modification Maestro Gifts

"I can't believe you! You say you can take a perfectly nice car, add tinted windows, fancy wheels, a spoilers...and turn it totally guy? Not that, you know, there's anything wrong with that."

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

Mozart on a computer,

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

'Ms Simpson, I believe I've finally done it. I've written the Great American Memo.'

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

'What'll it be?'

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

'We're not at home, Stu. You can't just order 'I don't care'.'

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

'This 'homework,' was it done today?'

Computer Music

Okay, let's see...who's on tap to update our progress with that hostile takeover?

"I got into the coffee for the wordplay."

The merger hits a snag.

"...And please let the merger do through!"

'It's worse than outsourcing. Instead of hiring foreign labor, they got bought out by foreign management.'

"Oh -- I've got one! If you could have dinner with anyone from history, living or dead, who would you have cater it?"

'It's another office memo from that Mr. Tolstoy.'

Lawrence of Suburbia

"Remember, negotiating is like buying fruit. You don't know what you'll get until you squeeze 'em a bit."

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

'. . . the Winter of Discontent Soup, Arab Spring Roll, Summer Madness Salad and The Season of Mellow Mists Fruit Medley.'

"I don't like it."

When Cows Discovered Mowers

Elwood 'I Can Fix This Myself' McGrunzen

Just Merged.