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"I can't believe you! You say you can take a perfectly nice car, add tinted windows, fancy wheels, a spoilers...and turn it totally guy? Not that, you know, there's anything wrong with that."

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

Mozart on a computer,

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

'Ms Simpson, I believe I've finally done it. I've written the Great American Memo.'

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

'What'll it be?'

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

'We're not at home, Stu. You can't just order 'I don't care'.'

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

Computer Music

Okay, let's see...who's on tap to update our progress with that hostile takeover?

'This 'homework,' was it done today?'

"I got into the coffee for the wordplay."

The merger hits a snag.

"...And please let the merger do through!"

'It's another office memo from that Mr. Tolstoy.'

"Oh -- I've got one! If you could have dinner with anyone from history, living or dead, who would you have cater it?"

'It's worse than outsourcing. Instead of hiring foreign labor, they got bought out by foreign management.'

Lawrence of Suburbia

"Remember, negotiating is like buying fruit. You don't know what you'll get until you squeeze 'em a bit."

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

'. . . the Winter of Discontent Soup, Arab Spring Roll, Summer Madness Salad and The Season of Mellow Mists Fruit Medley.'

"I don't like it."

Elwood 'I Can Fix This Myself' McGrunzen

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'