Mutation Maestro Gifts

"A shiny new gene concatenator down the hall and you have to ask why?"

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

"... and come out fighting, boys."

Computer Music

A dancing man wearing a red-striped top

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

"Extremely Minature Golf." They're playing golf down there today. A chlorophyll molecule is collecting green fees and some H2O molecules are a water hazard. The adrenaline group seems to have gotten a burst of energy -- They're playing through the slower groups in front of them. I see the electron is good, always a negative score. And the nucleus is a solid player, every shot is hit right down the center. But nobody can match the DNA's consistency --- He's able to perfectly replicate his s

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'It's worse than outsourcing. Instead of hiring foreign labor, they got bought out by foreign management.'

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

'Where are the kids?'

Viet Nam: Highly Contagious Variant

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

Nest building

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

"Wait? I thought it was a 'look'?"

Covid 19 Variant

I wonder what the kids are up to at the lake. Your mom will keep her eyes on them. She won't let them get into trouble. Nothing gets by her! ZZZZ. Psst. My silence isn't free!

"After giving advice for decades, my doctor gave me some. He suggested I quit sitting all day."

Moses conducts the Red Sea orchestra.

We are on the move. . .

'I'm a court jester -- my socks aren't supposed to match!'

'You say it's milk, oh, oh, I must have hooked up the wrong pipes.'

'You just stood there and let them put a bell on you? -- What were you THINKING?'

"Could you keep still?"

A bulge of bodybuilders

'Now cut the mustard please Loveday.'

Monica Seles

New Covid Wave

New Covid Variants

Ballet Beggar.

"Hey, folks - assuming everyone is on board, and barring any unforeseen technical glitches - it's showtime."