Manufacturing Maestro Gifts

Setbacks in the development of the rubber mallet.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

Okay, let's see...who's on tap to update our progress with that hostile takeover?

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

'What does the internet have against my people?'

The merger hits a snag.

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

"...And please let the merger do through!"

Lawrence of Suburbia

"Remember, negotiating is like buying fruit. You don't know what you'll get until you squeeze 'em a bit."

"It kind of puts it all in perspective, doesn't it?"

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

Elwood 'I Can Fix This Myself' McGrunzen

'I play heavy metal.'

'It's not a stick-up, it's a merger offer.'

'Where are you going, I already locked out that pump.' - 'CARL'S on shift!'

'This is where we merged our 'creative' and 'accounting' departments.'

Chinese business cuisine.

Door to business for corporate consolidation attorneys with many names on it.

'You're in great shape! You've got years of hostile take-overs ahead of you.'