Motorcycle Maestro Gifts

'What's it look like I'm doing? I'm applying hair tonic to my bald tire.'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

A Day In The Kitchen

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Businessman wearing many hats.

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"I see the downsizing continues."

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

Creative entrepreneur at work

"Streaming"

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

"I'm right here. Focused!"

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"Speed reader...?"

"Hello?"

Musical Bicycle.

Business Vacation.

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.

One Thing / Another

"Extremely Minature Golf." They're playing golf down there today. A chlorophyll molecule is collecting green fees and some H2O molecules are a water hazard. The adrenaline group seems to have gotten a burst of energy -- They're playing through the slower groups in front of them. I see the electron is good, always a negative score. And the nucleus is a solid player, every shot is hit right down the center. But nobody can match the DNA's consistency --- He's able to perfectly replicate his s

Lawrence of Suburbia

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

'That's my mom... she's sort of a CEO, an action committee, and a janitor all rolled up into one.'

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

When Cows Discovered Mowers

Skeleton model kit assembly instructions.

Woman at a desk with a "MOM" nameplate

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'