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'What's it look like I'm doing? I'm applying hair tonic to my bald tire.'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

A Day In The Kitchen

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"I see the downsizing continues."

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

Creative entrepreneur at work

"Streaming"

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

"I'm right here. Focused!"

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"Hello?"

"Speed reader...?"

Musical Bicycle.

Business Vacation.

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

One Thing / Another

Lawrence of Suburbia

'That's my mom... she's sort of a CEO, an action committee, and a janitor all rolled up into one.'

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

Skeleton model kit assembly instructions.

Woman at a desk with a "MOM" nameplate

"I don't perform well under pressure."