Metalwork Maestro Gifts

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

A blacksmith shaping a horse shoe on an anvil.

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

Computer Music

'U.S. Manufacturing'

The TROU of the Baroque

The Gong

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

Elwood 'I Can Fix This Myself' McGrunzen

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

'I play heavy metal.'

Setbacks in the development of the rubber mallet.

'Where are you going, I already locked out that pump.' - 'CARL'S on shift!'

Japan-Reconstruction

'Nothing to do? Why don't you read the refrigerator.'

"Forged in fur"

"When we're not casting spells we cast metals."

Strategic Metals and Non-Strategic Metals.

Male Voice Choir: Tenor, Baritone and Bass

"Looks like you need to cut back on your iron."

"The microwave isn't working and I needed to heat my lunch."

"Today, in Metalwork, we learned how to cut a slit in the heads of screws."

'Your car has failed it's MOT.' - 'Oh, b***ocks.' - 'I'm going to replace your lambda control.' - 'I don't even know what that is...' - 'It's expensive. That's all you need to know. My little blue victim.' - 'Gah.'

"Funny, I never did it for the money. I just always wanted to make T-flanges."

'The Retirement Village Blacksmith.'

'Sure, I keep my files in the file cabinet. Where else would you keep them?'

The maintaining different types of fence.