Mustache Maestro Gifts

Not many people pulled off the Movember look this well!

Your Guide to Winning Movember

'I don't normally like men with a mustache.'

Fifty ways to style your nasal hair.

Man needs bait. Pulls fish-shaped mustache off face and applies it to hook.

New Fads For The Handlebar Mustache

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

A family with mustaches talking on their cellphones.

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

'Are you done yet?'

"If I put mustaches on all of us, we look more like a team."

"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"

Edward Elgar.

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

"This is my man cave."

Phone solicitors like customers who are afraid to hang up.

"You must be new around here, pardner."

Friedrich Nietzsche

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

Two men discussing thier moustaches

'If you increase the magnification another million times you can see the safety regulations.'

Old School Mustaches

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

"And that's why we don't have nice things."

The Cartoonist's armoury

"Some 'King'. They didn't even give me an N95."

"Cool game!"