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'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"He's such a fussy eater."

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

A Tit for Tat.

A family with mustaches talking on their cellphones.

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"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

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"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

"If I put mustaches on all of us, we look more like a team."

"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Edward Elgar.

"You don't think you're bringing that mustache in here do you?!"

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

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"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

Friedrich Nietzsche

"You must be new around here, pardner."

Two men discussing thier moustaches

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."