Milk Mustache Fan Gifts

"Got milk?"

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

A man washing a mascot costume

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

A family with mustaches talking on their cellphones.

Moustached gentleman

"That's our new church mascot."

Movember

Non-Humble Pie.

Whale Shark Thoughts...

30 Days Has Movember

Street Organ - Monkey

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

"If I put mustaches on all of us, we look more like a team."

"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Edward Elgar.

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

"You don't think you're bringing that mustache in here do you?!"

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"You must be new around here, pardner."

"Pardon my glove."

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

Friedrich Nietzsche

Old School Mustaches

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

Harrison Ford, no question. Tom Selleck. Without a doubt. I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." Ford was ok, but his character was less that manly. What are you talking about? That's ridiculous! Harrison Ford was the definition of eighties manliness! You're telling me the "definition of eighties manliness" could run around the world for weeks and