Milkshake Fan Gifts

"It's technically a milkshake, but if I call it a 'smoothie,' I can have it for breakfast."

'Shake!...Good dog.'

"Shake! Good Dog."

The Main Types of Cheese

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Never give a cow a giant straw.

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

'A chocolate shake please. Shaken not stirred.'

Strawberry Shake

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

Cows on pogo-sticks creating milkshakes.

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."

Milkshake Shortage

'Don't leave me hanging!'

'Hey!! When you get thirsty running, you drink WATER!!'

How milkshakes are made

"Shake! Good dog."

'I'm removing you from the research department, Jones!'

'Is it true you have the best milkshakes in town?' (Cow on a pogo stick).

Let the good times roll.

'Separate bills please.'

'We've found that ten c.c.'s of milkshake does wonders.'

Dave figured out if he added green food coloring to his milkshakes everyone just presumed he was drinking a kale smoothie.

"You finished yours already?"

"Who had the extra thick shake?"

"It's not for me, it's for Santa..."

'Do you have a longer straw?'

'Louis Pasteur's secret project...' 'NOw I'll corner the market with these chocolate, strawberry and vanilla Pasteurized milkshakes.'