Milkshake Maker Gifts

Cows on pogo-sticks creating milkshakes.

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"Shake! Good Dog."

Milk Bar - "Don't you think you've had enough?"

Never give a cow a giant straw.

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

'A chocolate shake please. Shaken not stirred.'

Strawberry Shake

'How now, brown cow?'

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

Make your own bottled water.

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

'I'll be home for dinner in a few minutes... I'm getting my stomach lined right now.'

Milkshake Shortage

'Don't leave me hanging!'

"Milk, milk, lemonade, round the back's where chocolates made."

'Hey!! When you get thirsty running, you drink WATER!!'

"Any cocktail can be a shrimp cocktail if you just set your mind to it, and if you carry lots of loose shrimp in your pocket."

'I'm removing you from the research department, Jones!'

John envied his friends who worked at the local chocolate company

How milkshakes are made

'I think the home made wine is a little on the sharp-side...!'

'Is it true you have the best milkshakes in town?' (Cow on a pogo stick).

"Shake! Good dog."

'Sure, our child is a bit odd, but you just can't beat the strawberry milk.'

Icing the Wedding Cake

'Separate bills please.'

Dave figured out if he added green food coloring to his milkshakes everyone just presumed he was drinking a kale smoothie.

'I like to puree before I crunch the numbers.'

'We've found that ten c.c.'s of milkshake does wonders.'

'There's no ice so I dropped my teeth in it.'

"Who had the extra thick shake?"

'Cattle Driver.'