Drinking Milkshakes Gifts

'Separate bills please.'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Shake! Good Dog."

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Never give a cow a giant straw.

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

Strawberry Shake

'A chocolate shake please. Shaken not stirred.'

Protein Powder Irony

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

Cows on pogo-sticks creating milkshakes.

'Don't leave me hanging!'

Milkshake Shortage

"If you want to be more like Mom and Dad, kids, you've got to start pounding down those Shirley Temples."

'Hey!! When you get thirsty running, you drink WATER!!'

'No whey, Jose!'

'I'm removing you from the research department, Jones!'

'Is it true you have the best milkshakes in town?' (Cow on a pogo stick).

"Shake! Good dog."

How milkshakes are made

Dave figured out if he added green food coloring to his milkshakes everyone just presumed he was drinking a kale smoothie.

'We've found that ten c.c.'s of milkshake does wonders.'

"You finished yours already?"

'Shake!...Good dog.'

"Who had the extra thick shake?"

'Do you have a longer straw?'

'Louis Pasteur's secret project...' 'NOw I'll corner the market with these chocolate, strawberry and vanilla Pasteurized milkshakes.'

"It's technically a milkshake, but if I call it a 'smoothie,' I can have it for breakfast."

Cow using liquidiser

Weapons of mass lactation