Milkshake Sippers Gifts

'Don't leave me hanging!'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Shake! Good Dog."

Never give a cow a giant straw.

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

Strawberry Shake

'A chocolate shake please. Shaken not stirred.'

'I told her my biological clock was going off, and she hit my snooze alarm.'

'How now, brown cow?'

Baby it's cold outside.

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

Gosh dern it, Cookie! Thanks to you the boys won't punch cattle without a frothy cup of yer Mesquite Caramel Cappuccino!

'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

Cows on pogo-sticks creating milkshakes.

"And this is where we add the natural goodness."

Milkshake Shortage

"Single malt scotches are good but I prefer regular old comfort booze."

"I haven't gotten as much done, but I've had a lot more energy ever since I replaced Gloria with a smoothie."

'I'm removing you from the research department, Jones!'

How milkshakes are made

'Is it true you have the best milkshakes in town?' (Cow on a pogo stick).

"Shake! Good dog."

Billy strip: 'whiskey is not a cure for the common cold.'

"I'm a local craftsperson - I make money."

'Maybe you're sitting on the wrong end.'

'Sure, our child is a bit odd, but you just can't beat the strawberry milk.'

'Separate bills please.'

"I'm a white middle aged male and that's who I'm voting for."

Olde English Delicacies - Maypole Syrup.

"A cheeky little wine, would you agree?"

Book Prediction Club

'We've found that ten c.c.'s of milkshake does wonders.'

'We're making cheese smoothies!'