Milkshake Sippers Gifts

'Don't leave me hanging!'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Shake! Good Dog."

Never give a cow a giant straw.

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

Strawberry Shake

'A chocolate shake please. Shaken not stirred.'

'I told her my biological clock was going off, and she hit my snooze alarm.'

Baby it's cold outside.

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

Gosh dern it, Cookie! Thanks to you the boys won't punch cattle without a frothy cup of yer Mesquite Caramel Cappuccino!

'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

Cows on pogo-sticks creating milkshakes.

"And this is where we add the natural goodness."

Milkshake Shortage

"Single malt scotches are good but I prefer regular old comfort booze."

"Shake! Good dog."

Billy strip: 'whiskey is not a cure for the common cold.'

'Is it true you have the best milkshakes in town?' (Cow on a pogo stick).

"I haven't gotten as much done, but I've had a lot more energy ever since I replaced Gloria with a smoothie."

'I'm removing you from the research department, Jones!'

How milkshakes are made

"I'm a local craftsperson - I make money."

'Maybe you're sitting on the wrong end.'

Olde English Delicacies - Maypole Syrup.

Book Prediction Club

"A cheeky little wine, would you agree?"

"I'm a white middle aged male and that's who I'm voting for."

'Separate bills please.'

'We've found that ten c.c.'s of milkshake does wonders.'

'We're making cheese smoothies!'

Dave figured out if he added green food coloring to his milkshakes everyone just presumed he was drinking a kale smoothie.