Milkshake Mixer Gifts

Cow using liquidiser

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"Shake! Good Dog."

Margarita

Milk Bar - "Don't you think you've had enough?"

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

Never give a cow a giant straw.

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

Strawberry Shake

'A chocolate shake please. Shaken not stirred.'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'How now, brown cow?'

'Shaken, not stirred.'

'You brought me a drink last night Dad.I reckon it's MY round tonight!'

'..and one for the pot.'

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

"I asked you if you wanted to come to the gym, not if you would make me a gin..."

Cowpunk

'I think it's time we left...'

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

Trolley Queen

Cows on pogo-sticks creating milkshakes.

"Sorry, there's no room in here. Howard always overbooks our cocktail parties."

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

Milkshake Shortage

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

'Don't leave me hanging!'

'I can drink beer, wine or liquor. I'm a 'hybrid.''

'Hey!! When you get thirsty running, you drink WATER!!'

'I'm removing you from the research department, Jones!'

How milkshakes are made

"Shake! Good dog."