Milkshake Mixer Gifts

Cow using liquidiser

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"Shake! Good Dog."

Margarita

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

Never give a cow a giant straw.

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

'A chocolate shake please. Shaken not stirred.'

Strawberry Shake

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'Shaken, not stirred.'

'..and one for the pot.'

'You brought me a drink last night Dad.I reckon it's MY round tonight!'

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

Cowpunk

Trolley Queen

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

'I think it's time we left...'

"I asked you if you wanted to come to the gym, not if you would make me a gin..."

Cows on pogo-sticks creating milkshakes.

"Sorry, there's no room in here. Howard always overbooks our cocktail parties."

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

Milkshake Shortage

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

'Don't leave me hanging!'

'I can drink beer, wine or liquor. I'm a 'hybrid.''

'Hey!! When you get thirsty running, you drink WATER!!'

'I'm removing you from the research department, Jones!'

"Name your poison, dearie."

How milkshakes are made

'Is it true you have the best milkshakes in town?' (Cow on a pogo stick).