Drink Mixer Gifts

"Grasshoppers all around."

'Shaken, not stirred.'

Professional Drinker. Closed course. Do not attempt.

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Are you sure? I'm positive. No rodents were harmed in the making of your pink squirrel.

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'I think it's time we left...'

'You brought me a drink last night Dad.I reckon it's MY round tonight!'

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

Black Russian

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

Margarita

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

"She's my hero. Life gave her lemons and she came up with pomegranate cranberry lemonade."

"Been there, drunk that."

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"Detox is two doors back, bro' - this is retox!"

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

'A large Swiss Pharmaceuticals company has expressed serious interest in my potion.'

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

'I thought a perfect martini would cover the 'well balanced' requirement of my night to cook.'

Books and Phones

'..and one for the pot.'

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

Angelicus alcholicus.

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

Drinking Hats

"I asked you if you wanted to come to the gym, not if you would make me a gin..."