Creative Drink Mixer Gifts

"She's my hero. Life gave her lemons and she came up with pomegranate cranberry lemonade."

A Good Batch.

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

Margarita

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

"Been there, drunk that."

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

"Detox is two doors back, bro' - this is retox!"

'Shaken, not stirred.'

'I thought a perfect martini would cover the 'well balanced' requirement of my night to cook.'

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

'You brought me a drink last night Dad.I reckon it's MY round tonight!'

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

'..and one for the pot.'

Ginspiration!

Angelicus alcholicus.

You can never over garnish!

'I think it's time we left...'

Trolley Queen

"I asked you if you wanted to come to the gym, not if you would make me a gin..."

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

Drinking Hats

'Forget the artwork who made the martinis?!'

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

"...A hair of the dog...? How do you fancy a double whisker?"

"Sorry, there's no room in here. Howard always overbooks our cocktail parties."

'The cauldron is just for the sauce - I do the rest in my microwave.'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'I can drink beer, wine or liquor. I'm a 'hybrid.''

"What a coincidence, I'm an influencer too!"

'Someday, all this will be yours.'

"We start with black coffee and then add a lot of stuff so it doesn't taste like black coffee."

"Name your poison, dearie."