Creative Drink Mixer Pillows

"She's my hero. Life gave her lemons and she came up with pomegranate cranberry lemonade."

A Good Batch.

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Margarita

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

"Been there, drunk that."

"Detox is two doors back, bro' - this is retox!"

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'Shaken, not stirred.'

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

'I thought a perfect martini would cover the 'well balanced' requirement of my night to cook.'

'..and one for the pot.'

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

'You brought me a drink last night Dad.I reckon it's MY round tonight!'

Ginspiration!

Angelicus alcholicus.

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

Drinking Hats

"I asked you if you wanted to come to the gym, not if you would make me a gin..."

'I think it's time we left...'

Trolley Queen

You can never over garnish!

'Forget the artwork who made the martinis?!'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'I can drink beer, wine or liquor. I'm a 'hybrid.''

"Sorry, there's no room in here. Howard always overbooks our cocktail parties."

"What a coincidence, I'm an influencer too!"

'The cauldron is just for the sauce - I do the rest in my microwave.'

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

"...A hair of the dog...? How do you fancy a double whisker?"

'Someday, all this will be yours.'

"We start with black coffee and then add a lot of stuff so it doesn't taste like black coffee."

'...So it's an orange orange Roughy smoothie?'

"Name your poison, dearie."