Drink Mixer Extraordinaire Pillows

Trolley Queen

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

Margarita

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

"She's my hero. Life gave her lemons and she came up with pomegranate cranberry lemonade."

"Been there, drunk that."

"That damn dog's scratching again!"

"Detox is two doors back, bro' - this is retox!"

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

'Shaken, not stirred.'

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

'..and one for the pot.'

'You brought me a drink last night Dad.I reckon it's MY round tonight!'

'I thought a perfect martini would cover the 'well balanced' requirement of my night to cook.'

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

Angelicus alcholicus.

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

Drinking Hats

'I think it's time we left...'

"I asked you if you wanted to come to the gym, not if you would make me a gin..."

"That's just the booze listening."

"I try to mix art cases with technical cases and have each side of my brain log billable hours."

'Forget the artwork who made the martinis?!'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

"Sorry, there's no room in here. Howard always overbooks our cocktail parties."

'I can drink beer, wine or liquor. I'm a 'hybrid.''

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

"...A hair of the dog...? How do you fancy a double whisker?"

'How much gin will I need for three medium size lemons?'

Fall Classic