Mixing Drinks Pillows

"I mixed the California wine with the New York wine for a truly American experience."

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

'Steak Ted?'

'No ice.'

We'll have Manhattans...

Join me in a Martini?

Balancing two espresso martinis

Shaken not stirred

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Margarita

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

'..and if you must yawn tonight keep your mouth shut.'

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

"She's my hero. Life gave her lemons and she came up with pomegranate cranberry lemonade."

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

"Detox is two doors back, bro' - this is retox!"

"Oh, may I freshen your drink, Dr. Marshall?"

Mary Margaret, the best bar nun.

"Been there, drunk that."

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

'A large Swiss Pharmaceuticals company has expressed serious interest in my potion.'

My first mistake.

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

'Shaken, not stirred.'

'I thought a perfect martini would cover the 'well balanced' requirement of my night to cook.'

Corpse Reviver Number 2

'You brought me a drink last night Dad.I reckon it's MY round tonight!'

Executive grows martinis in his garden.