Cocktail Mixer Pillows

Wanted: Solutions Integration Specialist, Must Be Able To Mix Drinks.

Margarita

"David, do you think we're drinking too much in the evenings?"

"I asked you if you wanted to come to the gym, not if you would make me a gin..."

'I can drink beer, wine or liquor. I'm a 'hybrid.''

"Sorry, there's no room in here. Howard always overbooks our cocktail parties."

"Name your poison, dearie."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

I could have danced all night!

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Yoga for Alcoholics

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'No ice.'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'Steak Ted?'

Cat Nip.

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Join me in a Martini?

Pina Coladas

We'll have Manhattans...

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

You're the botanicals in my gin

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

Shaken not stirred

"An everything Martini, please."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"I love this time of day."

Balancing two espresso martinis

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'