Cocktail Mixer Pillows

Wanted: Solutions Integration Specialist, Must Be Able To Mix Drinks.

Margarita

"David, do you think we're drinking too much in the evenings?"

"I asked you if you wanted to come to the gym, not if you would make me a gin..."

'I can drink beer, wine or liquor. I'm a 'hybrid.''

"Sorry, there's no room in here. Howard always overbooks our cocktail parties."

"Name your poison, dearie."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Cocktails on the verandah.

I could have danced all night!

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Yoga for Alcoholics

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

'No ice.'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

Cat Nip.

'Steak Ted?'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Pina Coladas

We'll have Manhattans...

Join me in a Martini?

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Balancing two espresso martinis

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Shaken not stirred

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"I love this time of day."

You're the botanicals in my gin

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Drunk, yet orderly"