Cosmic Cocktail Mixer Pillows

'Cut me off if I start ordering Marstinis.'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Boptimism

Margarita

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

"She's my hero. Life gave her lemons and she came up with pomegranate cranberry lemonade."

Astronaut grilling on the moon and watching his sausage fly.

"I asked you if you wanted to come to the gym, not if you would make me a gin..."

"You're not even dressed?"

"We've come here for the martinis, we've always come here for the martinis."

"Bloody Cyclops!"

"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."

'I can drink beer, wine or liquor. I'm a 'hybrid.''

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

Spaceman frying chicken near surface of the sun

"Sorry, there's no room in here. Howard always overbooks our cocktail parties."

Space Orchestra

"Name your poison, dearie."

Boozing aliens!

'Your Big Banger theory has one flaw...'

"It's hard to hear through all the music but I think they said something about discovering nightlife on Mars."

Space DJ.

Cola Observatory

Witching Hour

Fortune Teller using a satellite to help pick up clairvoyant signals.

Vampire Cocktail.

'There's no place to go on this planet.'

"Say, do you have the correct moon-phase?"

Martini I lands on the moon

"Don't you remember? We were at Herb and Sally's."

'One of us has got to get out of here and make a dash for the spaceship.'

Wanted: Solutions Integration Specialist, Must Be Able To Mix Drinks.

"David, do you think we're drinking too much in the evenings?"

Last night I met an interesting guy online. He's an Aries with a trust fund rising.