Drink Mixing Pillows

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

'Steak Ted?'

Margarita

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

'..and if you must yawn tonight keep your mouth shut.'

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

"She's my hero. Life gave her lemons and she came up with pomegranate cranberry lemonade."

"Been there, drunk that."

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

"Detox is two doors back, bro' - this is retox!"

Mary Margaret, the best bar nun.

'A large Swiss Pharmaceuticals company has expressed serious interest in my potion.'

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

'Shaken, not stirred.'

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

'I thought a perfect martini would cover the 'well balanced' requirement of my night to cook.'

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

'You brought me a drink last night Dad.I reckon it's MY round tonight!'

Angelicus alcholicus.

"I asked you if you wanted to come to the gym, not if you would make me a gin..."

'I think it's time we left...'

Drinking Hats

"This may be the beer, Zoloft, Rogaine, Cialis and Avapro talking ... but I feel weird."

Trolley Queen

'Forget the artwork who made the martinis?!'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'I can drink beer, wine or liquor. I'm a 'hybrid.''

"Sorry, there's no room in here. Howard always overbooks our cocktail parties."

After the curevac disaster: German overnment now invests in a serious pharmaceutical company.

"Is that your resting witch or resting bitch face. . .?"

Don't you think you've had too many drinks?

"The recipe says if you're out of eye of newt you can substitute it with two bat gizzards."

"...A hair of the dog...? How do you fancy a double whisker?"