Mixing Drinks Prints

"I mixed the California wine with the New York wine for a truly American experience."

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

'Steak Ted?'

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

'No ice.'

We'll have Manhattans...

Join me in a Martini?

Shaken not stirred

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Balancing two espresso martinis

Margarita

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

'..and if you must yawn tonight keep your mouth shut.'

"She's my hero. Life gave her lemons and she came up with pomegranate cranberry lemonade."

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

"Oh, may I freshen your drink, Dr. Marshall?"

"Been there, drunk that."

"Detox is two doors back, bro' - this is retox!"

Mary Margaret, the best bar nun.

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

'A large Swiss Pharmaceuticals company has expressed serious interest in my potion.'

My first mistake.

'Shaken, not stirred.'

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

We were out of little umbrellas, so I added a bit of sunscreen!

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

'You brought me a drink last night Dad.I reckon it's MY round tonight!'