Mixing Pillows

'Crank it up, dude! I wanna see smoke comin' out of this thing.'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"An everything Martini, please."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

"I use to be a human beat-box but found it too humdrum."

'..and one for the pot.'

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

Club DJ.

Make your own bottled water.

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

"This may be the beer, Zoloft, Rogaine, Cialis and Avapro talking ... but I feel weird."

"It needs a dash of gravel, I reckon."

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

Shake well before using.

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

The top half is formula. The bottom half is milk.

'I don't 'do' chewing!'

'As you know, we put sardine genes in potatoes, and potato genes in sardines. The results are in. We won't do anything like that again.'

Preparing to paint an un-still life.

'...So it's an orange orange Roughy smoothie?'

'Ok, I came up with a new name for my invention. Now it's called the cyclone cylinder!'

Bananas eye the blender

Singing Doctor

". . . ashes to ashes, dust to dust, a handful of ground coriander, the zest of a lemon. . ."

Clam - The Dance Mix

"My Dad keeps playing the awful originals to my remixes."

Urban Trail Mix

Magic Potion Micro-Brewers