Mixing Master Pillows

"An everything Martini, please."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'They all want to play the star.'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Dialogue

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

Veloci-Rapper

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

TV Chef Cooking Range

Mary Margaret, the best bar nun.

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

'Tusking...one...two...three. Tusking one...two...three...'

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

"I use to be a human beat-box but found it too humdrum."

Corpse Reviver Number 2

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

Rock gods.

Ah Ha!

Books-CDs-Tapes.

'I badly need to speak to my husband - can you get me a job as a barmaid?'

"This may be the beer, Zoloft, Rogaine, Cialis and Avapro talking ... but I feel weird."

'...To be fair, the chemistry teacher didn't ask your Son to drink his practical exam.'

"Oh, yes, now I remember. We spoke at the company picnic."

"It needs a dash of gravel, I reckon."

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.