Mixing Master Pillows

"An everything Martini, please."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'They all want to play the star.'

George Michael

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Dialogue

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

Robbie Williams

Karaoke night.

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

Veloci-Rapper

Mary Margaret, the best bar nun.

TV Chef Cooking Range

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

'Tusking...one...two...three. Tusking one...two...three...'

"I use to be a human beat-box but found it too humdrum."

Corpse Reviver Number 2

Pink.

"It needs a dash of gravel, I reckon."

Rock gods.

'...To be fair, the chemistry teacher didn't ask your Son to drink his practical exam.'

Books-CDs-Tapes.

"This may be the beer, Zoloft, Rogaine, Cialis and Avapro talking ... but I feel weird."

Ah Ha!

"Oh, yes, now I remember. We spoke at the company picnic."

'I badly need to speak to my husband - can you get me a job as a barmaid?'