Mixer Maestro Pillows

Cement mixer with mixer settings

'When he hired me he agreed I wouldn't have to make coffee, but I should have known there was a catch.'

Social Networking .

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

Horti-Culture

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Mozart on a computer,

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Hildegard von Bingen

"An everything Martini, please."

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

A baby playing on a grand piano

Dynamite little combo

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

Orchestra conductor

Quartet.

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Malcolm Sargent

Kultural K9's.

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Edvard Grieg

'He's working on a lullaby.'

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

The Drummer

"I solve mathematical problems, program electronic music, analyze environmental issues...but being a renaissance man isn't what it used to be."

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

Street Organ - Monkey

Veloci-Rapper

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

I will be Bach.

Hip-hop cops on stage.