Master Of Mixing Pillows

"It needs a dash of gravel, I reckon."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"Shake! Good Dog."

"An everything Martini, please."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

Veloci-Rapper

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

Mary Margaret, the best bar nun.

'We all have trade-offs in life, Mrs. Quigley. I wanted to be a bartender.'

His and Hers.

'A Fucking Drink'

'I thought a perfect martini would cover the 'well balanced' requirement of my night to cook.'

"I use to be a human beat-box but found it too humdrum."

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

Corpse Reviver Number 2

"This may be the beer, Zoloft, Rogaine, Cialis and Avapro talking ... but I feel weird."

Books-CDs-Tapes.

Drinking Hats

'I badly need to speak to my husband - can you get me a job as a barmaid?'

'...To be fair, the chemistry teacher didn't ask your Son to drink his practical exam.'

"What the hell was in that?!"

Angel and Devil Music.

Wow. That WAS a lot faster.

The top half is formula. The bottom half is milk.

Women drinking breakfast martinis.

'How much gin will I need for three medium size lemons?'

"Looks like the bar has been raised."

'He's playing 'Dancing Queen' on his didgeridoo... That must be an Abba-original!'

'For heaven's sale, man, we're drinkies, not foodies!'

"We start with black coffee and then add a lot of stuff so it doesn't taste like black coffee."