Master Of Mingling Pillows

"Oh, I'm sorry - this is George, the first person at this party I thought I was going home with."

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"An everything Martini, please."

Food deliverer's baby.

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

Mary Margaret, the best bar nun.

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"Finally. The baby's asleep, the washing's done, I've finished cleaning the house..."

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

'I juggle a family, a career, and three cell phones.'

"Oh, yes, now I remember. We spoke at the company picnic."

Rocking Chairs

"It needs a dash of gravel, I reckon."

"Another round of Shirley Temples."

'I'm just not sure he fits in.'

'How are Rod and Cindy getting on?' 'Like a house on fire!'

"What the hell was in that?!"

Wow. That WAS a lot faster.

Change of Management - Fortunes Told

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

Tangled Web We Weave Construction -Remodeling : multi-tasking spider on phones and compiter.

'See - you don't have to fly in order to migrate.'

Mother leaves house with lawnmower: 'Have I forgotten something?' Father trying to mow lawn with baby buggy: 'Wait a minute!'

"I feel like Brunnhilde, but in 'The Kentucky Cycle.'"

Working at a hospital

'Oh my god, I forgot I had children.'