Master Of Mingling Pillows

"Oh, I'm sorry - this is George, the first person at this party I thought I was going home with."

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"An everything Martini, please."

Food deliverer's baby.

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

Mary Margaret, the best bar nun.

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"Finally. The baby's asleep, the washing's done, I've finished cleaning the house..."

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

'I juggle a family, a career, and three cell phones.'

"It needs a dash of gravel, I reckon."

"Oh, yes, now I remember. We spoke at the company picnic."

Rocking Chairs

'I'm just not sure he fits in.'

"Another round of Shirley Temples."

'How are Rod and Cindy getting on?' 'Like a house on fire!'

Change of Management - Fortunes Told

"What the hell was in that?!"

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

Tangled Web We Weave Construction -Remodeling : multi-tasking spider on phones and compiter.

Mother leaves house with lawnmower: 'Have I forgotten something?' Father trying to mow lawn with baby buggy: 'Wait a minute!'

'See - you don't have to fly in order to migrate.'

"I feel like Brunnhilde, but in 'The Kentucky Cycle.'"

Working at a hospital

'Oh my god, I forgot I had children.'

'I know the ad said 'temporary,' but when did you say you had your last contraction?'