Mingle Master Pillows

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

'I'm just not sure he fits in.'

"Oh, yes, now I remember. We spoke at the company picnic."

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

'They all want to play the star.'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Dialogue

"An everything Martini, please."

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

Fish and color

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

Veloci-Rapper

Important Muscles.

TV Chef Cooking Range

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

"Gentleman, come in! Come in! Let me take your company."

'Tusking...one...two...three. Tusking one...two...three...'

'Consider this an unfriendly takeover, if you wish, but takeover it is!'

Rock gods.

"I can hear Jingle Bells!"

Ah Ha!

'Every time I want to buy a company, you tell me I own it already.'

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

"There's nothing much happening tonight... so I'm going to just talk about myself!"

One Man and Two Trucks

Well, it's not my fault if nobody bothered to tune the microphone.'

'I think the microwave has finally given up the ghost.'

David Ortiz a.k.a Big Papi

A poison pen fights a poison mic.