Mix-up Master Pillows

"I think there's been a clerical error!"

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"An everything Martini, please."

"Sorry, that's not my table."

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

'I hate to tell you... it's not 'amber waves of gain'.'

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

'Ah, here's your problem - all this spaghetti is real spaghetti.'

Clancy: Around here we call that progress!

'I suppose you're going to tell me I need new contact lenses.'

For the third time that week somebody had super-glued the manager to his seat. It was great for team morale.

"Oh, yes, now I remember. We spoke at the company picnic."

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

Just Stop Oil Painting

'I'm just not sure he fits in.'

"Did you accidentally put the DVD of 'Taxi Driver' in her 'Wheels on the Bus' case?"

'How'd you get out of time-out??. . . Dude, if you do the crime, you do the time.'

"Right now someone is saying 'Look, somebody threw out a perfectly good briefcase!"

'You say it's milk, oh, oh, I must have hooked up the wrong pipes.'

'Continue to support sex education in the schools if you want to, but Billy just told me that he resulted when your sperm met my omelet.'

"...and remember, son - every now and then, refuse to eat your dinner no matter how good it looks or how hungry you are. It drives the dumb humans crazy!"

'As a baby sitter, you shouldn't think of me as a bratty kid...think of me as a jobs creator!'

"No, this is not 'returns,' and that's not a receipt … it's a birth certificate!"

"As for you, Cheetah, I don't want any of your monkey business!"

I love badminton.

'I think you mean my alleged pranks in class.'

New Covid Variants

'I got caught cribbing from Charley Jones' laptop!'

'OK, OK, you got me. YOu just couldn't let it go, could you.'

Kate's Evil Plan: 'I convinced her that good behavior is a stealth tactic that'll help her reach her goal to one day rule the world.'