Mismatch Master Pillows

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

"He began his career as an interior house painter, and stuck with the tools he was comfortable with."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

Face painting.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

'This is my natural habitat.'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

'Out. How come?' - 'Off side.'

'It's every SNOW flake that's different, Billy - Not every CORN flake.'

'I hate to tell you... it's not 'amber waves of gain'.'

Untidy bedroom

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

Clancy: Around here we call that progress!

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

'Who messed up my workbench?!'

Man throwing food on floor in the excitement of a goal

'That's it boy! Find the floor!'

"I found the problem with your dryer. . . here are a bunch of socks you probably thought were lost!"

"Wait? I thought it was a 'look'?"

'I was interested to see that you're living in a complete pigsty. Ours isn't quite finished yet.'

"One day, many years from now, we'll look back at this and laugh."

'Painter'

"Can I help it if my pen leaks!"

"Aw, man, that's never coming out."

CLEAN YOUR ROOM! 'Out of sight, out of mind...'