Mumble Master Pillows

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

The Brothers Grime

Moo Out Loud

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

"It drives me MAD when people act as though we've nothing to do except write moronic memorandum."

Important Muscles.

"There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Lol. Winky face."

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

'Home haircuts for the family portrait.'

"I'm going out on a limb here, and sincerely apologize to my constituents today for the misappropriations and bribes I will take if I'm elected governor."

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

21st Century Malaise-Attention-Seeking-Disorder

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough...

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

'Well, according to this website, the internet no longer exists!'

Duplass Brothers

"Any missed assignments can be excused only with a note from your internet service provider."

"I'd like a trigger warning."

"Oh, yes, now I remember. We spoke at the company picnic."

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

'I'm just not sure he fits in.'

Soldier trying to catch bomb with a cushion

"Charles! Enough with the mulch!"