Meme Master Pillows

Congratulations! You now have One Million imaginary friends!

"It drives me MAD when people act as though we've nothing to do except write moronic memorandum."

'Let's tweet that there's civil unrest in Torquay and see if it gets reported on the news.'

He had such faith in social networking.

"Don't come into the bathroom, I'm streaming live!"

An Alternative Theory on Custer's Last Stand: 'I said 'retreat' not 'retweet!''

Super Highwayman.

'Maybe the first couple of times, but believe me, the 'Are you following my Tweets' is no longer funny.'

"Any missed assignments can be excused only with a note from your internet service provider."

"Yeah yeah, nice, but how many online followers do you have?"

The Metropolitan Museum of Cat Videos

"He had to deliver an urgent memo."

"This is my son, Barry. He was headed for Congress, but instead had made his mark as a prominent internet troll."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Moo Out Loud

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Whoa, what's this...another friend request?...but I've never heard of you, and a celebrity can't be associated with riff-raff, so...make friends with my delete button.'

'What kind of a rescue dog are you anyway?'

'This says anger spreads faster than positive emotions on the Internet.'

"I caught a virus on facebook!"

Are you sure you want to reformat the hard drive?

"I've got some mates coming round to my place later to stare at their phones."

"There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Lol. Winky face."

"Look who it is...Mr. Party Pooper!"

God with a hammer

"I'd like a trigger warning."

"Don't forget to like and subscribe!"

"I believe everything I read online...and it makes me sooooo angry!!"

Minneapolis Is Burning

"What kind of activewear would you suggest for someone who does a lot of scrolling?"

"I've been trending since 9:18 am."

"#My #name #is #Mike #and #I #am #addicted #to #Twitter."

"Enough game requests already!"

"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'."

". . . because I'm not allowed to copy other people's stuff, change it easily and pass it off as my own idea. . . damn EU!!"

"And his troll name?"