Meme Guru Pillows

"No one reads them, all wisdom flows on WhatsApp now."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Polly txt speak

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Moses separating his Laundry.

"If we can just get beyond this 'I'm the boss' mentality and concentrate on a simple 'What I say goes' outlook, I think this will all work out."

Moses on the web

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

'Bert's dog training.'

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

'So do you want me to minute that George is dying of boredom and Nigel will rip my head off if I don't stop boring him with my blather?'

"Textin’"

Obsession with the Internet.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Bigfoot"

'We will not kick the can down the road... Does anyone know how to use a can opener?'

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

Moo Out Loud

"I didn't say my dog ate my homework. I said Russian bots ate my homework."

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

Twitter censorship

WTF?

Sistine Selfie

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

"God, I HATE this planet..!"

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

When you said the cat was hacking down here, I assumed you meant a hairball.

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie