Meme Maestro Pillows

"Sorry, guess I didn't get the email, the DMs, the Snaps, the Facebook comments, the LinkedIn messages, or the TikTok duets."

Computer Technology 101 - Gone Phishing.

The Internet - Now available in bookstores

Twitter censorship

"Did you research and verify before posting this?"

"I'm in charge of social media for my firm."

Who needs Life? I've got Facebook!

Well you know what they say - here today gone tomorrow - or in the case of dotcoms, here today gone shortly after lunch.

Adam with a selfie stick

'So shall we leak the Kim Kardashian photos as well?

Surgical intervention on Emoticons

"I created a meme that merges history of religion with a challenging philosophical question... ...and most people respond with variations of 'Man, that's f'd up.' "

"He once hoped to write the great American novel. Now it's the great American internet meme."

'I don't think Santa appreciates you posting online pictures of him stuck in the chimney.'

Like Buttons

"Last month, I offended 367 people on social media..."

"Oh, he's in the shed musing on the differences between algorithms and memes."

Trump's Torrent of BS Is Distracting Us From Real, Actually Important, Issues

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

'It's all meme, meme, meme with you.'

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

I stamped out smiley faces in your handwritten memos, and by George, I'll do the same with emoticons in your emails!

The Cream.

Tinder Double Plus Good

Twitter vs Threads

"Textin’"

"You've got Meme's Disease."

'I'm still working on my novel. In the meantime, and this is between you and me, I make ends meet by writing all those cat memes you see on Facebook.'

"Wait, do you guys have a separate text thread that doesn't include me?"

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'So do you want me to minute that George is dying of boredom and Nigel will rip my head off if I don't stop boring him with my blather?'

'Ms Simpson, I believe I've finally done it. I've written the Great American Memo.'

Moo Out Loud