Philosophical Meme Maestro Pillows

I Tweet, Therefore I am.

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Orchestra.

"Textin’"

'Ms Simpson, I believe I've finally done it. I've written the Great American Memo.'

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

Moo Out Loud

Twitter censorship

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

'What do you mean, the chart resembles an iceberg?'

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"It drives me MAD when people act as though we've nothing to do except write moronic memorandum."

"There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Lol. Winky face."

Children playing in the street

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

'Home haircuts for the family portrait.'

The central metaphor of her novel was a fly.

Well you know what they say - here today gone tomorrow - or in the case of dotcoms, here today gone shortly after lunch.

The Internet - Now available in bookstores

Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough...

'I'm still working on my novel. In the meantime, and this is between you and me, I make ends meet by writing all those cat memes you see on Facebook.'

"I'm worried that I'm the only one who constantly gets anxiety attacks..."

"This isn't a bad time to be out of touch with reality."

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

I stamped out smiley faces in your handwritten memos, and by George, I'll do the same with emoticons in your emails!

21st Century Malaise-Attention-Seeking-Disorder

'It's another office memo from that Mr. Tolstoy.'

'Well, according to this website, the internet no longer exists!'

"I'm going out on a limb here, and sincerely apologize to my constituents today for the misappropriations and bribes I will take if I'm elected governor."