Philosophical Meme Maestro Pillows

I Tweet, Therefore I am.

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Orchestra.

"Textin’"

'Ms Simpson, I believe I've finally done it. I've written the Great American Memo.'

Moo Out Loud

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

Twitter censorship

When you said the cat was hacking down here, I assumed you meant a hairball.

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

'What do you mean, the chart resembles an iceberg?'

"It drives me MAD when people act as though we've nothing to do except write moronic memorandum."

Children playing in the street

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

"There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Lol. Winky face."

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

The Internet - Now available in bookstores

The central metaphor of her novel was a fly.

'Home haircuts for the family portrait.'

Well you know what they say - here today gone tomorrow - or in the case of dotcoms, here today gone shortly after lunch.

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

"This isn't a bad time to be out of touch with reality."

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

I stamped out smiley faces in your handwritten memos, and by George, I'll do the same with emoticons in your emails!

'It's another office memo from that Mr. Tolstoy.'

'Well, according to this website, the internet no longer exists!'

Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough...

'I'm still working on my novel. In the meantime, and this is between you and me, I make ends meet by writing all those cat memes you see on Facebook.'

"I'm worried that I'm the only one who constantly gets anxiety attacks..."

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

21st Century Malaise-Attention-Seeking-Disorder

"I'm going out on a limb here, and sincerely apologize to my constituents today for the misappropriations and bribes I will take if I'm elected governor."