Quirky Maestro Pillows

Orchestra.

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

Violin Practise

Charles Addams.

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

Model Building

Computerized Dollhouse.

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

Computer Music

Children playing in the street

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

Edgar Allan Poe

A few Halloween costume ideas.

'Where are the kids?'

'You didn't practice last night,did you?'

Musical Prodigy

'My Death Story....chapter one...'

"Let's see him get out of this sonata."

Nest building

LOVENUTS: When asked her opinion on the subject, Didi simply gives a rueful smile.

Bach in a Hot Tub!

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

A Dummy Corporation.

The Violin Artist

Air catarrh.

Questioning

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

Post-modern Café

"But this way I know where everything is."

We are on the move. . .

"Because of your age, I'm going to recommend doing nothing."

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"