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Orchestra.

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

Violin Practise

Charles Addams.

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

Model Building

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

Computerized Dollhouse.

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

Children playing in the street

Computer Music

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

Edgar Allan Poe

A few Halloween costume ideas.

'Where are the kids?'

'You didn't practice last night,did you?'

Nest building

Bach in a Hot Tub!

'My Death Story....chapter one...'

Musical Prodigy

"Let's see him get out of this sonata."

LOVENUTS: When asked her opinion on the subject, Didi simply gives a rueful smile.

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

A Dummy Corporation.

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

Post-modern Café

Air catarrh.

Martha Stewart at Home.

The Violin Artist

"But this way I know where everything is."

Questioning

We are on the move. . .

"Because of your age, I'm going to recommend doing nothing."