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'Got any changing rooms to try this one on?'

Jack of all trades

Orchestra.

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"I'd like to toast our guests."

A chef teaches a classroom of other chefs how to properly flip something using a spatula.

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

Onion Tears

'What do you mean, you can't get it to light?'

Pollsters

'The chef says sorry but he doesn't do rare.'

Murderous Chef

The Criminally Insane Gourmet.

"Yes, you could have cooked it, but you didn't."

Cook spills food and has to open a can (tin).

All the other land having been claimed and fenced already, Jedidiah bought his own range from the big box store.

'Well, that's the last of the garlic repellent.'

Man eating his meal with his feet.

Mr. Pinch and Ruth unconscious of a visitor

"Mmm....say, cookie! What's this garbage you're feeding us?"

"Oh, Kevin. You are truly the Tomato Whisperer."

'Do you have something a little more masculine in an apron?'

'Dicing with Death'

'My compliments to mummy.'

Busy woman

"Gourmet burgers on rustic platters - coming right up!"

Cuckoo blender

Baldo suggests getting a frying pan for his tia and she hits him in the head with it.

"Sac Meuniere is a typical dish from the coast and we'll begin with first removing the fresh plastic bag from the fish!"

Ants take cheese and grater

Baking