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'Got any changing rooms to try this one on?'

Jack of all trades

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Orchestra.

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

"I'd like to toast our guests."

A chef teaches a classroom of other chefs how to properly flip something using a spatula.

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

Onion Tears

'What do you mean, you can't get it to light?'

Pollsters

Emeril John Lagassé III caricature

'The chef says sorry but he doesn't do rare.'

The Criminally Insane Gourmet.

Murderous Chef

"Yes, you could have cooked it, but you didn't."

'Well, that's the last of the garlic repellent.'

"Mmm....say, cookie! What's this garbage you're feeding us?"

All the other land having been claimed and fenced already, Jedidiah bought his own range from the big box store.

Cook spills food and has to open a can (tin).

Man eating his meal with his feet.

Mr. Pinch and Ruth unconscious of a visitor

'Do you have something a little more masculine in an apron?'

'Dicing with Death'

'My compliments to mummy.'

Gordon Ramsay

"Oh, Kevin. You are truly the Tomato Whisperer."

Busy woman

Baking

'Get off me you Crepe.'

Baldo suggests getting a frying pan for his tia and she hits him in the head with it.

'Noooo! You idiot! For crying out loud! Sear it first! Then a slow oven.'

'...So it's an orange orange Roughy smoothie?'