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Pollsters

Jack of all trades

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Burnt or Raw?

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

WHACK!

Quartet of chefs.

Onion Tears

Patissier

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

"I'm unable to process this image."

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

A butcher and his apprentice.

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

A grand piano bbq

Spatula Conductor

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

'The chef says sorry but he doesn't do rare.'

'You followed the recipie but it's missing the secret ingredient: Mom.'

"Yes, you could have cooked it, but you didn't."

Mr. Pinch and Ruth unconscious of a visitor

Cake Writer's Block

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

"Why, this broth we made is magnificent!"

"For God's sake, Michelangelo, it's just a cookie!"

'Do you have something a little more masculine in an apron?'

"Oh, Kevin. You are truly the Tomato Whisperer."

The Chop House

"I'd prefer this to a gold watch any day."

"Those aren't three-star-restaurant pants."