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'Embarrassing me won't get you out of 'fondue night' Harold!'

Jack of all trades

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"He's such a fussy eater."

A Tit for Tat.

Burnt or Raw?

"I'd like to toast our guests."

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

Quartet of chefs.

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

Patissier

Onion Tears

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

A butcher and his apprentice.

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

"Stilton's the king, Camembert and chèvre are landed gentry, and cheddars are the serfs, you know."

Spatula Conductor

Artistic Licence.

'The chef says sorry but he doesn't do rare.'

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

Pollsters

'Where are the kids?'

'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'

"Yes, you could have cooked it, but you didn't."

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

Mr. Pinch and Ruth unconscious of a visitor

Nest building