Chess Maestro T-Shirts

'The champ's gone soft since he lost to that computer.'

Cubicle Chess

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

Bassoons.

Violin Practise

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

Existential Risk

AIDS prevention

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

'Where are the kids?'

'You didn't practice last night,did you?'

Nest building

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

Musical Prodigy

"And that's why we don't have nice things."

"Cool game!"

"How do you expect to learn to be a good loser when you win all the time?"

Remorse code

'Embarrassing me won't get you out of 'fondue night' Harold!'

'My dad is away, so we can play...'

The Violin Artist

"He called it a 'retreat,' but it looked more like a SCAMPER to me."

"Wait? I thought it was a 'look'?"

Play golf on the billiards table.

On the Eve of his epic defeat by 'Deep Blue', Garry Kasparove awoke to an ominous warning,

We are on the move. . .

Deal-Maker Trump

'Your turn.'

'I'm a court jester -- my socks aren't supposed to match!'

He suspected the cat was cheating.

Chess players covered in cobwebs